OK, point taken, I'm just gonna out a few more bigots then I'm outta there for the duration....
Would a pointy strat build be OK...
No that would suck.
Do a mahogany/maple cap quirky Mosrite style offset body. Rear cavities - no pickguard. Some kind of vintage trem, maybe a Bigsby. Vintage PAF-like humbuckers with split-coil switching, 24.75" scale length, set neck, slim profile, rosewood fretboard, neck binding, huge MOP block inlays, true zero fret. 3+3 headstock but with an offset shape that matches the body. No points. All sexy round flowing lines. Jet black finish with a super crazy heavy silverburst sparkle flake. Then send it to me.